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Caption Contest #1: The War Against PBS and NPR Continues

Submitted by grant on June 14, 2005 - 6:36am.

AKA: Yes, I subscribe to the MoveOn.org email list, too


Okay, so I'm on the MoveOn.org email list. However, can I point out that I blogged about this weeks ago before you call me a band-wagon jumper? Thanks.

In honor of the Conservative move to eliminate all federal money for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting within two years let's have our first Caption Contest!

What did Laura Bush tell these kids on her recent apperance on Sesame Street? You fill in the blank:



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More Info after the jump:

The Washington Post reports:
A House subcommittee voted yesterday to sharply reduce the federal government's financial support for public broadcasting, including eliminating taxpayer funds that help underwrite such popular children's educational programs as "Sesame Street," "Reading Rainbow," "Arthur" and "Postcards From Buster."

In addition, the subcommittee acted to eliminate within two years all federal money for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting -- which passes federal funds to public broadcasters -- starting with a 25 percent reduction in CPB's budget for next year, from $400 million to $300 million.

.... "Americans overwhelmingly see public broadcasting as an unbiased information source," Rep. David Obey (Wis.), the ranking Democrat on the subcommittee, said in a statement. "Perhaps that's what the GOP finds so offensive about it. Republican leaders are trying to bring every facet of the federal government under their control. . . . Now they are trying to put their ideological stamp on public broadcasting."


Natasha at Pacific Views also points out more distrubing political interventions by the Bush Administration into the business of the CPB.

Like I said before, I can take a lot of crap from the Neo-Cons, but I can't take this. You so much as touch Jim Lehrer and his dead-shark-like eyes and I'll raise my own unshirted hell. You know what, you mess with Jim or anybody at PBS or NPR (minus Elmo) and I'll raise unpanted hell....

Is that a word?

Past Related Entries:
Bill Moyers Takes On the CPB
The Last Straw - Conservatives Declare War on NPR
Dubya's administration continues attack on public broadcasting.
The Lame List - PBS Edition!

Laura Says:

"C" is for "cutting". Can you say "cutting", kids? "F" is for "funding" and "fucked". Can you kids say we're "cutting" your "funding" and you'll be "fucked"?

Good.

By the way, Big Bird. You're being shipped to Iraq tomorrow. Pack up.

Submitted by dj dryhump on June 14, 2005 - 10:59am.

"I hate commies!"

First Lady then leads over elmo , disengages her jaw and swallows him whole.

Big Bird breaks down crying, the other kids roll into the fetal position as LB turns on them and belches. a small white eye pops out of her mouth and lands on the ground. Shrieks.

Submitted by Benny G on June 14, 2005 - 1:29pm.

Laura sayz:

"Everyone who has funding through my husband's presidency, please take one step forward....

.... not so fast Big Bird!

Oh... and you girls better step back, too. You haven't heard about the real implications of No Child Left Behind, have you?"

Submitted by grant on June 14, 2005 - 2:34pm.

"Bert and Ernie ARE GAY MEN LIVING TOGETHER. That's why we're pulling the plug! MOO-HA-HA-HA!"

Submitted by alex on June 14, 2005 - 6:13pm.

Elmo - "Is it true that all poor people are lazy and bad?"

Laura - "No Elmo, just the ones that don't believe Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior."

Big Bird - "I'm so glad you cleared that up for us Laura. Now kids let learn why environmentalism is misguided and foolish."

Submitted by chrisz on June 14, 2005 - 7:09pm.

Submitted by grant on June 14, 2005 - 9:30pm.

"This children's educational program taken from you by the letters G, W, and B."

Submitted by sdragon on June 17, 2005 - 8:27am.

Allison Janney*: Take off the Big Bird Suit!

WHY?

YOU'RE FIRED! I'M A REDNECK WOMAN AND I DON'T LIKE PUBLIC TELEVISION AND I CERTAINLY HATE ANY TELEVISION SHOW THAT REQUIRES ABOVE-ROOM-TEMP IQ TO WATCH!!!

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*Who plays C.J. Cregg on the greatest patriotic television show of all time: "The West Wing"!!!

Submitted by Real Man Josef of Josef's Public Journal (not verified) on June 22, 2005 - 11:59am.

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