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It's Official: Tim Eyman is an Asshat!
Submitted by grant on June 20, 2005 - 5:52pm.
Yes, it's true. Tim Eyman's initiatives are so sad and have such limited public support that he has resorted to dressing up in a gorilla suit. Yep. It's that bad.
It reminds of the time Dennis Kucinich dressed up like Howard the Duck during the 2004 campaign. Unfortunately for Dennis, Howard the Duck got 3% of the Iowa Caucus Vote, while Kucinich saw his support drop to .0000004%.
Apparently, Eyman's stunt didn't really go well. So, in an effort to get more press, he repeated his gorilla suit stunt all weekend to less and less of an audience.
Photographic proof after the jump.
Tim Eyman explains that his attempted Initiative I-892, which would have cut property taxes by 25%, would help the children of Washington State by getting rid of weak playground toys like Sir Trots-A-Lot (pictured above). Of course, since property taxes are 100% dedicated to K-12 education in Washington state it would also cut several teachers from the schools and limit school lunches to simply Weiner Winks and the Pepsi Corporations EXTREME MILK! (c) every day of the week.
Eyman explains that Public Transit is for losers while symbolically waiting for a bus which will never come, due to the fact that his initiatives have cut funding from public transit (which, if you haven't heard, is for losers... and poor people. Poor people, by the way, are losers).
Eyman beats up local man. When Eyman was asked why he said, "Because I can. Also, I am a heartless man wondering the earth trying to piss on everybody's parade. Speaking of which, isn't the Fremont Fair this weekend?"
In a related story, most citizens of Washington still don't know what I-900 would do to the state, but wish that the "odd man in a Gorilla suit" would wrestle Squatch for the title of lamest mascot in the state.
Related Links:
The Olympian - Eyman dons ape suit to pitch performance-audit initiative
The Burgess Hill Gorilla
Pathetic Publicity Stunt Fails to Do Anything
Eyman attempts weekend repeat, to no avail
Yes, it's true. Tim Eyman's initiatives are so sad and have such limited public support that he has resorted to dressing up in a gorilla suit. Yep. It's that bad.
It reminds of the time Dennis Kucinich dressed up like Howard the Duck during the 2004 campaign. Unfortunately for Dennis, Howard the Duck got 3% of the Iowa Caucus Vote, while Kucinich saw his support drop to .0000004%.
Apparently, Eyman's stunt didn't really go well. So, in an effort to get more press, he repeated his gorilla suit stunt all weekend to less and less of an audience.
Photographic proof after the jump.
Tim Eyman explains that his attempted Initiative I-892, which would have cut property taxes by 25%, would help the children of Washington State by getting rid of weak playground toys like Sir Trots-A-Lot (pictured above). Of course, since property taxes are 100% dedicated to K-12 education in Washington state it would also cut several teachers from the schools and limit school lunches to simply Weiner Winks and the Pepsi Corporations EXTREME MILK! (c) every day of the week.
Eyman explains that Public Transit is for losers while symbolically waiting for a bus which will never come, due to the fact that his initiatives have cut funding from public transit (which, if you haven't heard, is for losers... and poor people. Poor people, by the way, are losers).
Eyman beats up local man. When Eyman was asked why he said, "Because I can. Also, I am a heartless man wondering the earth trying to piss on everybody's parade. Speaking of which, isn't the Fremont Fair this weekend?"
In a related story, most citizens of Washington still don't know what I-900 would do to the state, but wish that the "odd man in a Gorilla suit" would wrestle Squatch for the title of lamest mascot in the state.
Related Links:
The Olympian - Eyman dons ape suit to pitch performance-audit initiative
The Burgess Hill Gorilla
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