Okay....I have to admit that I have a bit of a Joe Biden thing. I have always liked him, and he is a bit of a family friend. I am psyched that he is going to throw his hat in the ring this time, and was on my way to his pre-prez site Unite Our States (careful, it has audio that plays when you visit). Suddenly, I stumbled accross this amazing piece of web-foolery/brilliance:

Biznass, my biznass

Beez has dropped his latest bomb for the streets: the Unite Our States PAC. (Those of you peeping our shit illegally at work should be warned that Biden is audible dropping dope lines on the front page. The shit is mad dramatic, 2Pac style, but will piss off your supervisor.)

If, unlike JBITO, you have money, you should pass the shit along to Beezy, who is going to do all types of high-minded unity-related activities with the scrill. Further, there's no doubt that some of that money will find its way into the Biden '08 war chest. Because, as important, if discredited pundits have noted in the past, all money is legal.

I am not even making this up. This is real. Some of my favorite quotes:

*When he's not dropping ill-ass battle rhymes on the majority party, Biden has been enjoying a little star power when he's on his grind for the less fortunate.
*No matter your boy's low-pro intentions, motherfuckers want to know what's on JB's mind about the matters of the day. And when people wanna know, Joseph Gotdamn Biden takes to the airwaves...

And my personal favorite:

You hear that, duns? Presidential like a mufucker! Early!