Yo. The Port of Seattle? Really big deal. $3.5 kajilliabillion* flow in and out of the Port every day. If Seattle is the economic engine of Washington State, the Port is, like, the fuel pump. Or is it the camshaft? Anyway, it's an enormous money machine, AND you get taxed to pay for it. The least we can do is vote on the people who run it.

Port Commission: How BetterDonkey is voting

Position 1: Lawrence Malloy-- Ahoy Malloy! Labor loves him, environmentalists love him, and he wants the Port to be accountable and transparent so that we can all once and for all figure out what the heck they do over there. His opponent tries to fool you into thinking he's "progressive," but he's not.

Position 4: Jack Jolley-- Jack's opponent has been on the Commission for 20 YEARS. Enough already! Jack, on the other hand, is about reform, change, new ways of thinking, and environmental responsibility.

Belly up! Hosted bar-- no holds barred.

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