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Rossi endorses Mcgavick. No one cares.

Submitted by Benny G on November 30, 2005 - 1:31pm.




In a shocking and unprecedented move, the state's lone popular Republican (Dino "I hate kids" Rossi) endorsed the state's least known Republican (Mike "Even my kids can't remember my name" Mcgavick).

In a notable and obviously true comment, if by "true" you mean "absurd and cracked out", Rossi made the following comparison:
"I think he will be a terrific United States senator. Over time, he will have the stature of a Magnuson or a Jackson. He has the ability and the leadership."


When asked to comment, Magnuson had a two part reply:
First of all, that's goddamn ridiculous. He use to work for Slade "Indian Killer" Gordon. He'll be about as popular as used toilet paper. Second of all, why am I stuck in this box?


Senate hopeful McGavick picks up Rossi backing

Apologies for any offense to the Magnuson estate

Did anyone listen to Rossi on KUOW this week? I can take only so much of his car salesman pitch, but I stomached my way through it for the ideal of knowledge. He said on at least ten occasions he doesn't know whether he'll be gunning for Gregoire in 2008--adding each time that, by the way, he came back to defeat the person that defeated him in his first bid for the state senate. And did you know he has a family that comes first!?

It was awful.

Speaking of hard-to-stomach:

Hi, I'm Mike McGavick and I'm running for the United States Senate. My wife Gaelynn and I decided I should run for the United States Senate because we believe that it's our duty as parents and citizens to ensure a better life for our own children and our great state. In this spirit, I am committed to the principles that define America: standing tall for freedom, ensuring limited yet effective government, and finally, that the strength of America resides not in the government itself but in the families and communities that create the fabric of our nation.

http://www.mikemcgavick.com/aboutmike.html

Submitted by frank swanson on November 30, 2005 - 11:31pm.

Isn't it great that when Republicans in Washington need to think of some senators to compare their candidate to, they have to choose two Democrats?

Submitted by Emmett OConnell on December 1, 2005 - 7:32am.

Is how they can say this:

the strength of America resides not in the government itself but in the families and communities that create the fabric of our nation.

And yet want a senior position in the government itself. It's obviously code for "I hate government and want to destroy it," and yet they want to run our government?

Even worse, why did a bunch of folks who hate government think that they could go halfway accross the world to Iraw and build a new one?

Submitted by Benny G on December 1, 2005 - 8:39am.

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