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Caption Contest: Quick Trigger Dick

Submitted by alex on February 13, 2006 - 9:43am.
Dick Cheney with a gun

Please limit yourself to under 25 submissions; I know, it'll be tough.

Posted in Caption Contest! | alex's blog
Aerosmith - Pump

"Cheney's Got A Gun"

Somebody online must have already done this.. seriously, just mix that Aerosmith video with a bunch of stock photage of Cheney. Somebody?

Submitted by grant on February 13, 2006 - 10:31am.
HA! That's perfect, we need

HA! That's perfect, we need a mashup, stat.

Submitted by alex on February 13, 2006 - 11:33am.
I'm gonna use this one on Russ Feingold.

n/t

Submitted by Benny G on February 15, 2006 - 2:27pm.
Lynne's gonna love this!

n/t

Submitted by Benny G on February 15, 2006 - 2:28pm.
You go to war with the army you have...

even if they're equipped with 1790 muzzle loaded muskets.

Submitted by Benny G on February 15, 2006 - 2:30pm.
Does this use buckshot? I like buckshot.

n/t

Submitted by Benny G on February 15, 2006 - 2:33pm.
"Gentlemen, this here's what

"Gentlemen, this here's what I like to call the 'Duffer Killer.'"

Submitted by amy on February 15, 2006 - 4:51pm.
"Excellent..

"Excellent...excellent...I'll call her the...TRUTH-MAKER. Let the liberal media talk...with a mouth of hot lead...let them talk."

"Yes, we thought you'd like it Mr. Vice President. And here's the ANWAR seal hide sheath...did you see that inlay? That's real democrat skull fragment we picked up in a free speech zone."

I should stop now, this could get pages long.

This is actually a legit quote, I couldn't make this one up:

"I've been in the business for a long time and never seen a situation quite like this," Cheney said. "We've had experiences where the president has been shot. We've never had a situation where the vice president shot somebody."

Submitted by alex on February 15, 2006 - 6:01pm.
Cheney Valentine:

(Thanks, Jen Collins)

Submitted by alex on February 16, 2006 - 10:38am.

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